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SEMI-VIRGIN?

I was checking the updates of my facebook account when I found this post in my friend’s account. So I made my own version to double-check if i’m still virgin. nyawaa. haha

virgin in the making

virgin in the making

Okay, start off with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert. (malamanag!=p)
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (not sure but i guess. super guess..)
15. Been to prom. (believe it or not, wala pa.)
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance. (hahahaha)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (of course!)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house. (right now, actually..)
23. Kissed a stranger. (yeah.)
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs. (what serious? hahahaha. wala nako ni gideduct ha. hahahaha)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home. (once, super. haha)
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn. (naman!)
37. Watched porn. (logic please?)
38. Made porn. (meaning yung binebenta? hmm. if so, wala pa. hahaha)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love. (giatay!)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% (what a number, hapit nako mabagsak. sheet!)

41. French kissed. (aysows!)
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (aba, many times)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep (gusto ko itry)
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (joan? hahaha)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (lamok!)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (daghan pa gani. haha)
53. Pranked somebody (always?haha)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (elton, tung nasting. gudness,. haha)
55. Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out. (i wish though.. haha)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

61. Avoided somebody. (naks! naman.)
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (hmmm.)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (crush lang sa friend. hahaha)
74. Gone out with your friend’s crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR :51%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (yawa. hahaha, ayokong umamin e. haha)
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

FINAL SCORE: 42%

yes, i'm semi-virgin!

yes, i'm semi-virgin!

kamusta naman ag survey na ito? is this true? syempre, the answer’s with me and it’s 42 %.

THAT’S SEMI-VIRGIN! Huwaaat? hahaha. pasabta ko. but let’s leave everything to the survey. i don’t say it’s true niether do i say it’s false.

basta ako? hmm. i know i never danced like a whore. hahahahaha

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