waaat? drunk and lost that I am, a Himati* staff talked to me while I was standing before the men’s CR of datcom. She was also waiting for her turn in the other CR.
Beans: Hi *toot*! every night mo sa datcom?
Staff: Dili ui. karon lang mi for this week.
Beans: (smiling and reddish) ahh, so weekly?
Staff: Haha. ikaw gani e. ana gani ang Himati na maghimu daw ug write-up about sa DATCOM. tapos ana sila, si Vince Amorio daw ang dapat magsulat ng article… (Vincent Amorio is the real name of Beans, just so you know. hehe)
Beans: Whaaat? haha. Nganung ako? *paused* …but i’m willing! (holding his zipper as the liquid’s about to come out from the hole alreadly.)
Staff: Pirmi man gud daw ka diri!
Beans: (laughs) Excuse, mangihi sa ko ha…
And while I was so much relieved while peeing, i realized I shouldn’t write an article about datcom. first, i’m not a writer. second, i don’t want to appear like a ‘poser’ drunkard. third, wooh, i think a lot more UPMin students deserve to write for the Datcom. waah. fourth, daghan na ug budots sa datcom. ugh.
Datcom anyway serves rhumtea, redhorse, margarita, etc. And UPMin students flock to the place. And to the CR, where I got to talk to the Himati staff.
p.s.: i am in datcom as of the moment. lol.
* official publication of UP Mindanao.